Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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