There was a lot of him and a little penis
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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