too bad you live with your parents still
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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