bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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