He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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