I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Why did my mother make you get naked?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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