How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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