i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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