porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
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