You can't special order awesome
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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