Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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