Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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