with your own penis?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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