He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
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