well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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