She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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