I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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