Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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