That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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