honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
So much rum. So many feels.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
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