We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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