Soap is not a condiment
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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