I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i dont even know how to be here
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
