ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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