What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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