he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Randomize
