This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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