with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
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