sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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