oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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