Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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