do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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