So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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