Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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