last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
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