Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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