Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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