Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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