problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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