Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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