I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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