he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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