I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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