Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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