dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Randomize
