It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Will exercising make me less horny?
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