Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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