Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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