"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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