...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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