is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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