In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
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