I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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