WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Randomize
