I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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